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Market Nonsense
Every Thursday, former Wall Street trader Jared Dillian calls out the stuff that isn’t making sense in the markets — and shows you exactly what it means for your money.
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Because Markets Are Full of It
...Full of nonsense, that is.
Most market commentary is designed to make you feel stupid or scared. Market Nonsense does the opposite. It’s your weekly reality check on what's actually happening in markets from Jared Dillian, who's spent 25 years on trading floors and in the trenches.
Every Thursday, Jared picks apart the week's biggest "wait a minute" moments and shows you what really matters.
You’ll get:
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Complex market dynamics explained clearly (without the condescension)
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A slice of insight that's short enough to read over coffee, sharp enough to quote at dinner parties
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Rigorous analysis that sharpens your own market nonsense detector
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A growing understanding of what's actually important in markets versus just noise
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Every Tuesday, Jared throws a spotlight on one chart that’s got his attention: not just because of the price action, but because of the story behind it. Sometimes it’s a sector. Sometimes it’s a stock. Sometimes it’s something else entirely – the only rule is it has to be interesting.
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Most investing newsletters either try to sell you something or make you panic. Market Nonsense delivers sharp analysis paired with clear education, written by someone who's actually been in the arena for 25 years. No BS, no upsells in disguise, no “secrets they don't want you to know."
Nope. While Jared doesn’t dumb things down, he explains things clearly. Think of it like reading at the edge of your understanding: challenging enough to make you smarter, accessible enough to actually finish. If you're curious about markets and willing to occasionally Google a term, you'll be fine.
Long enough to be valuable, short enough to read in 5–10 minutes. You can finish it over coffee.
Not at all. Market Nonsense is free forever. That said, if you want more of this kind of thinking but with actionable trade ideas, Jared's paid services take it further. But there's no pressure.
Anyone who wants to be smarter about markets without getting an MBA. Our readers range from retail investors to finance pros who share it for the sharp takes. If you're curious and can handle some cynicism, you'll fit right in.
About Jared Dillian
Jared Dillian is one of the industry’s most original, entertaining, contrarian voices. He is a master of market psychology and has been called the “Dr. House” of trading, and he has a following ranging from casual investors to professional traders and hedge fund managers. He has been a regular contributor at Bloomberg Opinion, Forbes, TheStreet.com, and other outlets.
Jared is a frequent speaker at conferences, and his appearances include MSNBC, Bloomberg TV, The New York Times, LA Times, Business Insider, and dozens of local and syndicated radio programs. Additionally, he is a teaching associate in the business program at Coastal Carolina University. He graduated from the United States Coast Guard Academy in 1996 with a BS in mathematics and computer science, received his MBA from the University of San Francisco in 2001, and received an MFA in 2023 from the Savannah College of Art and Design.
Jared lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina with his wife Carolyn and their houseful of cats.
About Jared Dillian Money
Jared Dillian Money is a financial research and education company focused on helping thoughtful investors act decisively and manage risk like professionals. Investors don’t want more noise — they want clear thinking from someone they can trust. Not only that, they want to develop their own thinking, which is why Jared “teaches how to fish.”
Jared Dillian Money offers a range of services, including Street Freak, Strategic Portfolio, and The Daily Dirtnap, and a growing library of Masterclasses. What they have in common is straight-talking financial wisdom — the kind that comes from 25+ years of trading experience, deep market insight, and a touch of cynicism.
Everything at Jared Dillian Money is designed to help you invest smarter, stay grounded, and avoid blowing yourself up. Whether you’re trading your own account or managing money for others, this is a place for people who take markets seriously… and aren’t afraid to take the other side of the trade.